"Special Comment": Why Lamar Odom turned out to be a bad choice for the Bobcats in NBA 2K14

And now at the request of my boss, Jake Cook, a "Special Comment" about why Lamar Odom is a bad choice for the "Fake" Charlotte Bobcats in NBA 2K14 and the reason why he's been doing some weird things recently.  Over a month and a half ago, Jake Cook my friend and the so-called "Boss of all Bosses" at the place we both work at, "The Fake ESPN", did his NBA 2K14 Fantasy Draft and he had a plan to build one of the most dominant rosters to dominate the game once it comes out next month, and one of the picks that "The Boss" selected was a man by the name of Lamar Odom, who wanted to come to Charlotte to join the Bobcats empire that includes LeBron James, Carmelo Anthony, Stephen Jackson, Seth Curry and a cast of thousands that wanted to run roughshod on the other teams in a run to another title in NBA 2K14, a game that we both now talk about besides our long-running chats talking about what's happening at "The Fake ESPN" in our adopted hometown of New Orleans, Louisiana.

Mr, Odom, you had a chance to play alongside LeBron and Carmelo, but there has been some rumors floating around that you are not the same man we both know today, but you are now a man who just doesn't want to do squat for the Bobcats in NBA 2K14.  YOU ARE A MAN THAT JUST DOESN'T GIVE A RATS BEHIND ABOUT PLAYING FOR THE TEAM IN THIS VIDEO GAME BECAUSE OF YOUR STRANGE WAYS AND NOT CARING FOR YOUR TEAMMATES AND OF COURSE YOUR SO-CALLED FAMOUS WIFE WHO SHARES THE LAST NAME OF A EMPIRE THAT RULES THE UNIVERSE, AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR THE BOBCATS AFTER JAKE "THE BOSS" COOK SELECTED YOU IN THE DRAFT, NOT ONE DARN THING!!  YOU HAVE TURNED INTO A DERANGED HUMAN BEING THAT'S BEEN INVOLVED IN SEVERAL DRUG ABUSE SCANDALS AND HIDING OUT TO STAY AWAY FROM THE PUBLIC BECAUSE YOU JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT PLAYING BASKETBALL AND BEING A CELEBRITY ANYMORE, YOU HAVE BECOME A QUITTER A Q-U-I-T-T-E-R!

LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, MR. LAMAR ODOM, YOU HAVE BECOME A SELLOUT, A QUITTER, AND AN ABSOLUTE FAILURE IN THE NBA 2K14 FANTASY LEAGUE BECAUSE YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE GAME ANYMORE, THAT'S RIGHT! YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE GAME OF BASKETBALL AND HELP THE "FAKE" BOBCATS WIN ANOTHER TITLE IN NBA 2K14 AND YOU WANT TO JUST GIVE UP AND DECLARE TO THE WORLD THAT "I'M THE BIGGEST FAILURE IN THE HISTORY OF BASKETBALL!" THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, MR. ODOM, THE BIGGEST FAILURE IN ALL OF NBA 2K14 BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE THE CENTER OF ALL ATTENTION WITH ALL THE RUMORS SURROUNDING YOUR TROUBLED MARRIAGE AND THE DRUG ABUSE CONTROVERSIES AND OF COURSE, YOU HIDING IN A SECRET HIDING SPOT THAT YOU DON'T WANT THE MEDIA TO KNOW BECAUSE YOU ARE VERY LONELY AND A VERY TROUBLESOME MAN!  YOU ARE A TROUBLESOME MAN THAT IS DYING TO SAY "I QUIT", WELL IF YOU WANT TO QUIT, THEN JUST QUIT, BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO JOIN THE "FAKE" BOBCATS IN NBA 2K14, AND IF THAT FAILS, THEN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY BUT THIS TO YOU, MR. ODOM: SCREW YOU, SCREW YOU LAMAR ODOM FOR BEING THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT IN NBA 2K14 AND WE DON'T WANT YOU TO WEAR ANOTHER TEAM'S UNIFORM IN THIS DARN GAME, PERIOD!

GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK.

The views and opinions expressed in this "Special Comment" do not necessarily reflect those of "The Fake ESPN", and it's staff and management.

Special Comment: How I feel about Jake "The Boss" Cook's Bobcats NBA 2K14 roster

And now, at the request of Jake "The Boss" Cook over at "The Fake ESPN", a "Special Comment" on the star-studded Charlotte Bobcats roster in NBA 2K14, and my take on this roster and how it will impact the other teams in the game.  Over the last few days, my boss, Jake has been doing his so-called Fantasy Draft for the upcoming NBA 2K14 game, which is slated to come out in 2 months from now, and he always counted on me to do some analysis on the picks in each of his 12 rounds of the NBA 2K14 fantasy draft, and the end result of it was a star-studded Charlotte Bobcats roster that could be one of the toughest teams in NBA 2K14.  I have talked about each of the players that made up his roster for the different teams in the game, but there was one roster that turned out to be star studded.

IT WAS A BLOCKBUSTER ROSTER THAT NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE HASN'T HAD THE BALLS TO COMMENT ON AFTER ME AND "BOSS" DID EACH OF OUR ANALYSIS ON EACH OF THE PICKS! LOOK AT THE ROSTER, ANCHORED BY ONE OF THE MOST DOMINANT NAMES IN THE NBA, LEBRON JAMES, WHO SAID HE WANTED TO TAKE HIS TALENTS TO CHARLOTTE AND TO BUILD UP A ROSTER THAT COULD BEAT THE LIVING H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS OUT OF EVERYONE ELSE IN NBA 2K14 AND WHAT DID HE DID TO BUILD UP HIS DREAM ROSTER, HE CALLED ON CARMELO ANTHONY TO JOIN THEM TOO, YES THE CARMELO ANTHONY AND TO FORM A SUPERTEAM THAT CAN BEAT ANYONE ELSE BY 20, 30, 40 , 50, HECK EVEN 70 FOR GOOD MEASURE, AND THEY SAID TO THEMSELVES, AND I QUOTE "WE SHOULD FORM A ULTIMATE BIG 3 THAT CAN TAKE ON EVERYONE" AND DARN RIGHT THEY DID AND THIS SO-CALLED ALLIANCE COULD BUILD UP AND BUILD UP WITH GOOD TALENTED PLAYERS LIKE SETH CURRY, LUKE ZELLER, LAMAR ODOM, BARON DAVIS, STEPHEN JACKSON, GREG ODEN, AND A CAST OF CHARACTERS THAT WANT TO JOIN A CHARLOTTE BOBCATS TEAM THAT COULD WIN OVER 50, 60, 70, HECK GO 82-0, IF THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN, BUT THE WAY I SEE IT, THIS ROSTER IS A DARN GOOD ONE OUT OF ALL THE ROSTERS IN NBA 2K14 LIKE ME AND "BOSS" TALKED ABOUT DURING THE FANTASY DRAFT PROCESS!

IF I WAS A TEACHER, I WOULD GIVE THEM A GRADE OF A+ BECAUSE YOU SIR, "BOSS" COOK, HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH MAKING A ROSTER OF TALENTED PLAYERS THAT COULD SPARK A WAR IN NBA 2K14 WITH THE OTHER TEAMS THAT COULD GIVE THE BOBCATS A  RUN FOR THEIR MONEY IN THIS GAME, AND THE WAY I SEE IT IS THIS: THIS ROSTER IS ONE THAT WILL BE TALKED ABOUT FOREVER.  A ROSTER THAT HAS MADE A NAME FOR ITSELF IN THE FANTASY DRAFT, AND MAKING IT TOUGH FOR THE OPPONENTS ONCE NBA 2K14 COMES OUT!  WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES, OTHER 29 TEAMS IN NBA 2K14? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT JAKE'S BOBCATS ROSTER NOW???? I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE SAYING "THIS ROSTER IS TOO WEAK!" WELL I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, ITS NOT WEAK, IT'S STRONG, SO STRONG MOST OF THE PEOPLE HAVE GIVEN IT ITS STAMP OF APPROVAL SAYING THAT "THIS ROSTER IN NBA 2K14 IS ONE OF THE MOST TALKED ABOUT ROSTERS IN THIS GAME.

In closing, I am satisfied with this roster, and for everyone else that is hoping to beat the Charlotte Bobcats in NBA 2K14, be afraid. BE VERY AFRAID. Good Night, and Good Luck.