Saturday, August 31, 2013

Special Comment: How I feel about Jake "The Boss" Cook's Bobcats NBA 2K14 roster


And now, at the request of Jake "The Boss" Cook over at "The Fake ESPN", a "Special Comment" on the star-studded Charlotte Bobcats roster in NBA 2K14, and my take on this roster and how it will impact the other teams in the game.  Over the last few days, my boss, Jake has been doing his so-called Fantasy Draft for the upcoming NBA 2K14 game, which is slated to come out in 2 months from now, and he always counted on me to do some analysis on the picks in each of his 12 rounds of the NBA 2K14 fantasy draft, and the end result of it was a star-studded Charlotte Bobcats roster that could be one of the toughest teams in NBA 2K14.  I have talked about each of the players that made up his roster for the different teams in the game, but there was one roster that turned out to be star studded.

IT WAS A BLOCKBUSTER ROSTER THAT NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE HASN'T HAD THE BALLS TO COMMENT ON AFTER ME AND "BOSS" DID EACH OF OUR ANALYSIS ON EACH OF THE PICKS! LOOK AT THE ROSTER, ANCHORED BY ONE OF THE MOST DOMINANT NAMES IN THE NBA, LEBRON JAMES, WHO SAID HE WANTED TO TAKE HIS TALENTS TO CHARLOTTE AND TO BUILD UP A ROSTER THAT COULD BEAT THE LIVING H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS OUT OF EVERYONE ELSE IN NBA 2K14 AND WHAT DID HE DID TO BUILD UP HIS DREAM ROSTER, HE CALLED ON CARMELO ANTHONY TO JOIN THEM TOO, YES THE CARMELO ANTHONY AND TO FORM A SUPERTEAM THAT CAN BEAT ANYONE ELSE BY 20, 30, 40 , 50, HECK EVEN 70 FOR GOOD MEASURE, AND THEY SAID TO THEMSELVES, AND I QUOTE "WE SHOULD FORM A ULTIMATE BIG 3 THAT CAN TAKE ON EVERYONE" AND DARN RIGHT THEY DID AND THIS SO-CALLED ALLIANCE COULD BUILD UP AND BUILD UP WITH GOOD TALENTED PLAYERS LIKE SETH CURRY, LUKE ZELLER, LAMAR ODOM, BARON DAVIS, STEPHEN JACKSON, GREG ODEN, AND A CAST OF CHARACTERS THAT WANT TO JOIN A CHARLOTTE BOBCATS TEAM THAT COULD WIN OVER 50, 60, 70, HECK GO 82-0, IF THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN, BUT THE WAY I SEE IT, THIS ROSTER IS A DARN GOOD ONE OUT OF ALL THE ROSTERS IN NBA 2K14 LIKE ME AND "BOSS" TALKED ABOUT DURING THE FANTASY DRAFT PROCESS!

IF I WAS A TEACHER, I WOULD GIVE THEM A GRADE OF A+ BECAUSE YOU SIR, "BOSS" COOK, HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH MAKING A ROSTER OF TALENTED PLAYERS THAT COULD SPARK A WAR IN NBA 2K14 WITH THE OTHER TEAMS THAT COULD GIVE THE BOBCATS A  RUN FOR THEIR MONEY IN THIS GAME, AND THE WAY I SEE IT IS THIS: THIS ROSTER IS ONE THAT WILL BE TALKED ABOUT FOREVER.  A ROSTER THAT HAS MADE A NAME FOR ITSELF IN THE FANTASY DRAFT, AND MAKING IT TOUGH FOR THE OPPONENTS ONCE NBA 2K14 COMES OUT!  WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES, OTHER 29 TEAMS IN NBA 2K14? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT JAKE'S BOBCATS ROSTER NOW???? I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE SAYING "THIS ROSTER IS TOO WEAK!" WELL I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, ITS NOT WEAK, IT'S STRONG, SO STRONG MOST OF THE PEOPLE HAVE GIVEN IT ITS STAMP OF APPROVAL SAYING THAT "THIS ROSTER IN NBA 2K14 IS ONE OF THE MOST TALKED ABOUT ROSTERS IN THIS GAME.

In closing, I am satisfied with this roster, and for everyone else that is hoping to beat the Charlotte Bobcats in NBA 2K14, be afraid. BE VERY AFRAID. Good Night, and Good Luck.

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