And now at the request of my boss, Jake Cook, a "Special Comment" about why Lamar Odom is a bad choice for the "Fake" Charlotte Bobcats in NBA 2K14 and the reason why he's been doing some weird things recently. Over a month and a half ago, Jake Cook my friend and the so-called "Boss of all Bosses" at the place we both work at, "The Fake ESPN", did his NBA 2K14 Fantasy Draft and he had a plan to build one of the most dominant rosters to dominate the game once it comes out next month, and one of the picks that "The Boss" selected was a man by the name of Lamar Odom, who wanted to come to Charlotte to join the Bobcats empire that includes LeBron James, Carmelo Anthony, Stephen Jackson, Seth Curry and a cast of thousands that wanted to run roughshod on the other teams in a run to another title in NBA 2K14, a game that we both now talk about besides our long-running chats talking about what's happening at "The Fake ESPN" in our adopted hometown of New Orleans, Louisiana.
Mr, Odom, you had a chance to play alongside LeBron and Carmelo, but there has been some rumors floating around that you are not the same man we both know today, but you are now a man who just doesn't want to do squat for the Bobcats in NBA 2K14. YOU ARE A MAN THAT JUST DOESN'T GIVE A RATS BEHIND ABOUT PLAYING FOR THE TEAM IN THIS VIDEO GAME BECAUSE OF YOUR STRANGE WAYS AND NOT CARING FOR YOUR TEAMMATES AND OF COURSE YOUR SO-CALLED FAMOUS WIFE WHO SHARES THE LAST NAME OF A EMPIRE THAT RULES THE UNIVERSE, AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR THE BOBCATS AFTER JAKE "THE BOSS" COOK SELECTED YOU IN THE DRAFT, NOT ONE DARN THING!! YOU HAVE TURNED INTO A DERANGED HUMAN BEING THAT'S BEEN INVOLVED IN SEVERAL DRUG ABUSE SCANDALS AND HIDING OUT TO STAY AWAY FROM THE PUBLIC BECAUSE YOU JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT PLAYING BASKETBALL AND BEING A CELEBRITY ANYMORE, YOU HAVE BECOME A QUITTER A Q-U-I-T-T-E-R!
LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, MR. LAMAR ODOM, YOU HAVE BECOME A SELLOUT, A QUITTER, AND AN ABSOLUTE FAILURE IN THE NBA 2K14 FANTASY LEAGUE BECAUSE YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE GAME ANYMORE, THAT'S RIGHT! YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE GAME OF BASKETBALL AND HELP THE "FAKE" BOBCATS WIN ANOTHER TITLE IN NBA 2K14 AND YOU WANT TO JUST GIVE UP AND DECLARE TO THE WORLD THAT "I'M THE BIGGEST FAILURE IN THE HISTORY OF BASKETBALL!" THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, MR. ODOM, THE BIGGEST FAILURE IN ALL OF NBA 2K14 BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE THE CENTER OF ALL ATTENTION WITH ALL THE RUMORS SURROUNDING YOUR TROUBLED MARRIAGE AND THE DRUG ABUSE CONTROVERSIES AND OF COURSE, YOU HIDING IN A SECRET HIDING SPOT THAT YOU DON'T WANT THE MEDIA TO KNOW BECAUSE YOU ARE VERY LONELY AND A VERY TROUBLESOME MAN! YOU ARE A TROUBLESOME MAN THAT IS DYING TO SAY "I QUIT", WELL IF YOU WANT TO QUIT, THEN JUST QUIT, BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO JOIN THE "FAKE" BOBCATS IN NBA 2K14, AND IF THAT FAILS, THEN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY BUT THIS TO YOU, MR. ODOM: SCREW YOU, SCREW YOU LAMAR ODOM FOR BEING THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT IN NBA 2K14 AND WE DON'T WANT YOU TO WEAR ANOTHER TEAM'S UNIFORM IN THIS DARN GAME, PERIOD!
GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK.
The views and opinions expressed in this "Special Comment" do not necessarily reflect those of "The Fake ESPN", and it's staff and management.